What can a satiated lazy bum do for leisure? I mean, having watched half a dozen sitcoms; relished the "awesomest" landscape (available on DC); got a headstart on the "to do" list, ie when I was supposed to study... now, with a free pass to feel good, what else can I possibly do.... so here I am, staring at my download manager, and wondering "why aren't there any miracles, when you need them the most".... In such difficult times, I summon the one guy who does everything I ask, only one which makes me feel that I am needed, that I am at the top of the world and my every command will be taken care of, like a genie.... yes, the task manager....
You know the moment when nothing else matters, when you wont even budge even if the rest of the Universe just vanished... the same feeling you get while watching your multiple downloads race like sperms to fill the scanty little space available in your computer... such out of body, spiritual experiences leave me dumbfounded, specially on a 250kbps connection, where time runs slow, and needs to be reconnected, just like strings interacting on a high dimensional brane..... this feeling, that you can end a process any time you want, and create new ones that oppress the old ones and unscrupulously reproduce until the system goes bankrupt... I am sure that God exists.... and he is enjoying every second of it... rather I believe, he is messing with us on each and every step, I would if I was.... every time we device a new experiment or theory, he adds a rung to the ladder instead of letting us set foot on firm ground... every new fundamental constant we find, he restarts his random number generator to create another one.... maybe he is just tossing coins to manipulate the universe, just sometimes using one with national emblem on both sides.... maybe at this very moment, when I am writing this post, he is busy changing his polynomials to fit the past observations, just to fuck us up in the future...
And just like that, its over... alas! a power cut... The gap between 100% and complete is so minuscule, yet so trepidating, specially on Windows, that I couldn't help but believe in divine intervention.... I'm sure, God is getting even with me for having divulged his schemes.... but when I think about it, I was anyway going to stop thinking as soon as download finished... does he want me to know what is he upto... I'm sure he is mocking me, saying "Do what you want, lowlife! you can never match me", just like a superset.... But you know, I like this... This is the type of God I'd respect; sadist, arrogant, patronising, and most important of all "hedonist".... and voila! its back... I guess either God is as dumb as a Kapil Sibbal, or else he is just too happy to have a shrewd sycophant like me for a subject.... I'd prefer latter, because prior version of my theory needs to many "Gandhi"s to bring world to the state it is currently in.... who gives a shit, I have my downloads, so I can finally find out what happened to Pablo Escobar..... why dont you go find some shit worth doing instead of reading musings of someone fixated on fucking "little less than half the world"...
You know the moment when nothing else matters, when you wont even budge even if the rest of the Universe just vanished... the same feeling you get while watching your multiple downloads race like sperms to fill the scanty little space available in your computer... such out of body, spiritual experiences leave me dumbfounded, specially on a 250kbps connection, where time runs slow, and needs to be reconnected, just like strings interacting on a high dimensional brane..... this feeling, that you can end a process any time you want, and create new ones that oppress the old ones and unscrupulously reproduce until the system goes bankrupt... I am sure that God exists.... and he is enjoying every second of it... rather I believe, he is messing with us on each and every step, I would if I was.... every time we device a new experiment or theory, he adds a rung to the ladder instead of letting us set foot on firm ground... every new fundamental constant we find, he restarts his random number generator to create another one.... maybe he is just tossing coins to manipulate the universe, just sometimes using one with national emblem on both sides.... maybe at this very moment, when I am writing this post, he is busy changing his polynomials to fit the past observations, just to fuck us up in the future...
And just like that, its over... alas! a power cut... The gap between 100% and complete is so minuscule, yet so trepidating, specially on Windows, that I couldn't help but believe in divine intervention.... I'm sure, God is getting even with me for having divulged his schemes.... but when I think about it, I was anyway going to stop thinking as soon as download finished... does he want me to know what is he upto... I'm sure he is mocking me, saying "Do what you want, lowlife! you can never match me", just like a superset.... But you know, I like this... This is the type of God I'd respect; sadist, arrogant, patronising, and most important of all "hedonist".... and voila! its back... I guess either God is as dumb as a Kapil Sibbal, or else he is just too happy to have a shrewd sycophant like me for a subject.... I'd prefer latter, because prior version of my theory needs to many "Gandhi"s to bring world to the state it is currently in.... who gives a shit, I have my downloads, so I can finally find out what happened to Pablo Escobar..... why dont you go find some shit worth doing instead of reading musings of someone fixated on fucking "little less than half the world"...
