Belonging to the sacred clan of Atheists, I knew God can do "nothing" whatever I may be upto, although I felt the Force...
With a heart as pure as Bisleri, and a mind as bright as a Blackbody, I set forth on a journey through the darkest alleys, in the 3-membered dungeons, with other victims of destiny; trapped in the gen-jutsu of lavish bunglows, ravishing partners, Swiss accounts and a legacy of success; we left our homes, our families, our beloveds ( those who had time to have some, while we "mugged" for JEE) , our sleep, our apetite, everything (nearly :P)...... When anyone asks me - What are doing these days at IIT, sir utha k, seena taan k, me faqr se kehta hu,"Kuch nahi"..... Absolutely "Nothing".....
So, what is this NOTHING neway.... some say it is a hoax, just like Superman and Area 51, but these are the people who still are unaware of the Force and toil 18hrs a day, only to be beaten by those who r now just like me, but above, who do "NOTHING" and just by advancing to "Super-IITian" mode, top course in matter of hours... But, I know NOTHING (i am dropping the quotes for saving some energy for my children...) better than any1 else... I am a true master of NOTHING.... I'd even say, I m made up of NOTHING, and it shows... People look at me and say, "There is NOTHING on ur bones" or "U eat NOTHING"... U C, I have it all....
My definition of NOTHING - (assuming reader knows what a THING is) Anything that cannot be named is NOTHING... U C.. U pass on a one-liner, and Prof. asks what was it.... Yes, it was NOTHING... U have majors from 29th and what have u been doing the whole day... NOTHING... Go on, u r getting hold of it... U C, the old definition is wrong, where NOTHING means non-existence of Anything... (although the subject of Anything is itself very complex and involved, specially when it comes to choosing ice-cream, but it is out of scope of this text.....) NOTHING is an instance of Anything that cannot be named, or even better "that has no apparent significance", this saves u the trouble of calling NOTHING without a name.... U C, I have spent my whole life studying NOTHING, spending hours like chillar, with sole purpose... NOTHING... take for instance, what is this post about-NOTHING..... what do professors teach us - NOTHING.... what do u see in a girl - NOTHING...... what will happen if u flunk these majors - NOTHING..... what do u take from DC, from net - NOTHING..... what will we give to this world - NOTHING
U C, now UC... I am a firm believer that GOD tricked us in believing 42 was the answer, when we were so close to discovering NOTHING.... I have faith in NOTHING, it is the universal ANSWER....
What was there before Big Bang - NOTHING
What is that projecting in ur pocket - NOTHING
And on..n on... n on...
I feel like I am the creator of NOTHING... I am leaving NOTHING to this world as my gift.... And after reading this post, I hope u understand NOTHING.... I am NOTHING!!! And hence, I pass into NOTHINGNESS.......
(Pun intended everywhere, If u r doing NOTHING, try looking for NOTHING, U C.... u'll get it)
With a heart as pure as Bisleri, and a mind as bright as a Blackbody, I set forth on a journey through the darkest alleys, in the 3-membered dungeons, with other victims of destiny; trapped in the gen-jutsu of lavish bunglows, ravishing partners, Swiss accounts and a legacy of success; we left our homes, our families, our beloveds ( those who had time to have some, while we "mugged" for JEE) , our sleep, our apetite, everything (nearly :P)...... When anyone asks me - What are doing these days at IIT, sir utha k, seena taan k, me faqr se kehta hu,"Kuch nahi"..... Absolutely "Nothing".....
So, what is this NOTHING neway.... some say it is a hoax, just like Superman and Area 51, but these are the people who still are unaware of the Force and toil 18hrs a day, only to be beaten by those who r now just like me, but above, who do "NOTHING" and just by advancing to "Super-IITian" mode, top course in matter of hours... But, I know NOTHING (i am dropping the quotes for saving some energy for my children...) better than any1 else... I am a true master of NOTHING.... I'd even say, I m made up of NOTHING, and it shows... People look at me and say, "There is NOTHING on ur bones" or "U eat NOTHING"... U C, I have it all....
My definition of NOTHING - (assuming reader knows what a THING is) Anything that cannot be named is NOTHING... U C.. U pass on a one-liner, and Prof. asks what was it.... Yes, it was NOTHING... U have majors from 29th and what have u been doing the whole day... NOTHING... Go on, u r getting hold of it... U C, the old definition is wrong, where NOTHING means non-existence of Anything... (although the subject of Anything is itself very complex and involved, specially when it comes to choosing ice-cream, but it is out of scope of this text.....) NOTHING is an instance of Anything that cannot be named, or even better "that has no apparent significance", this saves u the trouble of calling NOTHING without a name.... U C, I have spent my whole life studying NOTHING, spending hours like chillar, with sole purpose... NOTHING... take for instance, what is this post about-NOTHING..... what do professors teach us - NOTHING.... what do u see in a girl - NOTHING...... what will happen if u flunk these majors - NOTHING..... what do u take from DC, from net - NOTHING..... what will we give to this world - NOTHING
U C, now UC... I am a firm believer that GOD tricked us in believing 42 was the answer, when we were so close to discovering NOTHING.... I have faith in NOTHING, it is the universal ANSWER....
What was there before Big Bang - NOTHING
What is that projecting in ur pocket - NOTHING
And on..n on... n on...
I feel like I am the creator of NOTHING... I am leaving NOTHING to this world as my gift.... And after reading this post, I hope u understand NOTHING.... I am NOTHING!!! And hence, I pass into NOTHINGNESS.......
(Pun intended everywhere, If u r doing NOTHING, try looking for NOTHING, U C.... u'll get it)
Beautiful! I am at a loss for words!
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