Dude, ur thinking is seriously gay... I am talking about food here, although I did take care of ur kind too (just hang on), anyway....
I don't know why, but I often wonder how human began eating a few things... u know what I mean... things like frog legs, or lady finger (which for obvious reasons, I prefer calling okra),... and even worse is the case, what not to eat... Statistically, mouth is the third most abused organs, and certainly, the 2nd most experimented upon... I mean, even as a baby, everything (nearly) has to be tasted, to know for sure... Although this process gets confined to more specific areas, but is still one of the most fun way of experimentation...
Well the first argument can be apes... Being our brethren, kindov like Bear Grylls is now, we must have seen them do it, and (contradictory to common belief) imitated their actions.... Thats explains a lot of stuff ranging from fruits, berries, etc.... But, monkeys were not so common all over the world, and I can't help thinking, "Did Chinese try to imitate panda?" or may be they ate anything that moves and/or grows or both.... But, rice doesn't fit this criteria... In fact, most grains became dominant plants only after humans started farming....
Warning : Next para contains explicit stuff, read only if u r above 18 years of age (21 in some states)
I am more in the favour of hypothesis that eating and intercourse must have been historically a Jumbo Combo, and it is supported by the physical characteristics of many eatables....Specially in India, the salad components are regularly found in hostels, in all the wrong places.... Without much brainstorming, I can see that women were the main experimenters, and males were workers who gathered approved material... Otherwise, we all would be eating fruits that juice only by pressing at the right points... Although, I'm sure pies, and to large extent, pancakes had male inventors, so is the case with melons, and oranges... Or else this is a marker of our homosexual history... It also explains that why so much of raw goods are gross and slimy... Even scientifically, love and large amounts of chocolate activate the same parts of our cerebrum.... This may also explain why some foods sound so sexy, and in general, both acts carry mouth-watering or bouncing syllables... Even here Chinese go the furthest of all... I mean, who names their kid Chap Som Bong.... or cities like Pe(e)king, Beijing, Shanghai...just like they have momos and yīnjīng
Now u can read, and I know u read the last one even more carefully...
And, now I realize I am hungry, and that the post has just entered the realm of existentialism again... Better give it a rest here... Don't worry, there is more to come... I mean appear...
Good day fellas
And a Happy Meal
I don't know why, but I often wonder how human began eating a few things... u know what I mean... things like frog legs, or lady finger (which for obvious reasons, I prefer calling okra),... and even worse is the case, what not to eat... Statistically, mouth is the third most abused organs, and certainly, the 2nd most experimented upon... I mean, even as a baby, everything (nearly) has to be tasted, to know for sure... Although this process gets confined to more specific areas, but is still one of the most fun way of experimentation...
Well the first argument can be apes... Being our brethren, kindov like Bear Grylls is now, we must have seen them do it, and (contradictory to common belief) imitated their actions.... Thats explains a lot of stuff ranging from fruits, berries, etc.... But, monkeys were not so common all over the world, and I can't help thinking, "Did Chinese try to imitate panda?" or may be they ate anything that moves and/or grows or both.... But, rice doesn't fit this criteria... In fact, most grains became dominant plants only after humans started farming....
Warning : Next para contains explicit stuff, read only if u r above 18 years of age (21 in some states)
I am more in the favour of hypothesis that eating and intercourse must have been historically a Jumbo Combo, and it is supported by the physical characteristics of many eatables....Specially in India, the salad components are regularly found in hostels, in all the wrong places.... Without much brainstorming, I can see that women were the main experimenters, and males were workers who gathered approved material... Otherwise, we all would be eating fruits that juice only by pressing at the right points... Although, I'm sure pies, and to large extent, pancakes had male inventors, so is the case with melons, and oranges... Or else this is a marker of our homosexual history... It also explains that why so much of raw goods are gross and slimy... Even scientifically, love and large amounts of chocolate activate the same parts of our cerebrum.... This may also explain why some foods sound so sexy, and in general, both acts carry mouth-watering or bouncing syllables... Even here Chinese go the furthest of all... I mean, who names their kid Chap Som Bong.... or cities like Pe(e)king, Beijing, Shanghai...just like they have momos and yīnjīng
Now u can read, and I know u read the last one even more carefully...
Even more bewildering is "What not to ingest?".... I mean, if all the experimenters followed the first procedure described here, how were we able to decide that snackes are delicacies, or the grow potatoes, etc... Coz, if it were true, someone must have tried bamboo, snake scales, or even more likely - shit (ie except Bear Grylls)... And in that case, how did we leave the lethal poisons, specially when all the pharmaceutical companies didn't have licenses.... or may be, it is the other way round, that instead of copying animals, we domesticated animals only to use them, until they went old (which is another thing I wonder - conception of time, but lets stick to the point).... and then, we used them for science, and for betterment of the "whole world".. it seems likely to me..... Where was the breed Homo Activiens then?? I m sure they evolved with us, condemning everything that we developed - either in the name of god, or environment or whatever...i guess, coz they love acting pissed or maybe they just hated being gay.... I m sure they were there, protesting... maybe a hunger strike(quite apt here :)), but they were there.... thatswhy I favour the second procedure... that, women's instincts getting stuffed with new, colourful and slimy stuff led to us ending with rainbow on our plates, and also the present sex ratio in India.... I guess this must have been what biology meant...
Also, I have reasons to believe that our present sampling and data collection is based on basic necessities like food...if it weren't for systematically repeated trials with six sigma assurance, conspiracy theorists provoking human curiosity would have wiped us all, except most of the teachers, that is.... but, then we would not be an intelligent society anymore... ie we could have had a life different from both, the barbaric society and the present system - common to humans, crabs n rats (less intense for the last two) - grouping, and greed, and foolishness..... but, that society would have an oobe, one with ε development index, competing with sloth and clams... Which means, we could have eaten algae from our own dermis, how comfortable...And that would be a world without thinking, where I'd be an outcast (Man! always wanted to be)...more like Jonathan Livingston Seagull, soaring high in the skies of uncertainty, crossing limits, attaining perfection... Damn, why did my long gone forefathers even think about stats...
Good day fellas
And a Happy Meal
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