Suddenly, it was all over.... there I was, as the last element of that array of best guys in the country, watchin' the clock, contemplating examiner's arguments, and an optimum defense, just to make the semester look less miserable on the charts.... And, poof... i was not a fresher anymore... technically I am, but somewhere in my heart, I know I've lost it.... They just left us, all those profs, to do whatever we want. No reason, to even stop at 3 movies per day, none to stop hitchhiking in trucks, or to debar us from roaming and singing and getting lost at 3 in the night.... It almost makes me nostalgic, and sure I miss those good days, when everyday was a fight to extract the maximum fun out of "Licensed to kill" days of IIT.....
But, this post ain't for sentimental jibber-jabber... there are more important tasks at hand... like visiting the meadows, lush green all around (specially on weekends), cool air and mcd soothing the mess-food striken body, and eyes caressed by the panorama, as far as one can see.... This is good, though not as good as chics playing clarinet in Vegas.... There I was, amidst all this flurry, when universe didn't even care about my existence... And, I was wearing a Computer Science dep T-shirt.... Now calm down.. Let me explain.... The new found freedom, coupled with hormonal changes, helped regenerate the analytical part of cerebrum (which is of course, kindov vestigial during the semester) and I could see it all, as clear as plexiglass, or say PHEMA... Damn it (I hate u MEL).... So I was saying I could see it all, just like Russel Crowe in a billiards room...
Game theory says it all.....I wore the T-Shirt, sure I did.... assuming u can do ur part well once u have her attention, a guy who becomes a douchebag, only to show that his partners are from so called elite class of alpha males of the society, can be very very handy.... n that is exactly what I was doing.... I do care for myself, but aim ain't the same... And doing such a thing, I make u responsible to help me when I want... So, it is in favour of all of us.... Anyone who goes by The Rules and The Game will never get this, its a Jersey thing.... apparently, it is not a nash equilibrium situation for individual games, but when summed up, yes it is.... And I still wonder if someone else found this out....
Then there was that discussion over "Fvck the fvcking fvcker"... or something.... and some people (yes u) got furious over me breaking an isomorphism from Words (W) to Meanings (M).... skipping the details, it was finally agreed upon by majority that it is the case of L(R1(W,M),(R2(W,M)....) - indexes denote people... U see, we cannot change.... no matter how many classes we skip, whatever sitcoms we finish, we end up learning and applying whatever we know... n often end up, annoying the shit out of people.... It is so fundamental, I believe there is some hedgehog gene for this as well....
If u r a commerce student, sorry, for such accusations, please move on to the next para... There is a little commerce student in all of us... who is afraid someone will find out what an asshole he is... But, then there is a Science Student too... We, the engineers, are perfect blend of Science and Commerce Students, we are intelligent, easily inspired and hard working like Science Students, but we are assholes, lazy-asses and full of inferiority complex like commerce ones...... Please note - we are talking of Ideal cases only... all those buzzards who pick science to act cool, and the maggus who prefer reigning in Hell, have been spoiling all the beauty..... anyway, my point is, we are the hybrids of Science n Commerce (CS guys being more science, just coz others act show a +ve polarity towards commerce wrt us), we rule this world (under guidance of NON-STUDENTS... of course)... and the question of any significant contribution doesn't apply to us, coz we can direct it either way.... we are the all singing, all dancing crap of the universe... and no matter how many semester u put us through, we will still end up screwing everyone, beginning the day we get out....
As u can see, I have not yet mastered the newly gained Intelligent Tissues, and its obvious I've got TOO much time on my hands.....It is in ur hands too... U can either waste it trying to improve, or u can improve ur living standards by getting wasted... This summer, u can dance with the smurfs, hang out with elves, blow up some death stars, kick some ass with the reporter n his dig, gaze at ur ceiling fan, be a Watchmen n save the earth, help Naruto fail the Moon eye...... or u can just try getting taller, stronger, sharper.... n in the end, u'll die trying... yes you too, u'll die trying getting rich..... Waqt aapka, faisla aapka, jago grahak jago
jane!!
But, this post ain't for sentimental jibber-jabber... there are more important tasks at hand... like visiting the meadows, lush green all around (specially on weekends), cool air and mcd soothing the mess-food striken body, and eyes caressed by the panorama, as far as one can see.... This is good, though not as good as chics playing clarinet in Vegas.... There I was, amidst all this flurry, when universe didn't even care about my existence... And, I was wearing a Computer Science dep T-shirt.... Now calm down.. Let me explain.... The new found freedom, coupled with hormonal changes, helped regenerate the analytical part of cerebrum (which is of course, kindov vestigial during the semester) and I could see it all, as clear as plexiglass, or say PHEMA... Damn it (I hate u MEL).... So I was saying I could see it all, just like Russel Crowe in a billiards room...
Game theory says it all.....I wore the T-Shirt, sure I did.... assuming u can do ur part well once u have her attention, a guy who becomes a douchebag, only to show that his partners are from so called elite class of alpha males of the society, can be very very handy.... n that is exactly what I was doing.... I do care for myself, but aim ain't the same... And doing such a thing, I make u responsible to help me when I want... So, it is in favour of all of us.... Anyone who goes by The Rules and The Game will never get this, its a Jersey thing.... apparently, it is not a nash equilibrium situation for individual games, but when summed up, yes it is.... And I still wonder if someone else found this out....
Then there was that discussion over "Fvck the fvcking fvcker"... or something.... and some people (yes u) got furious over me breaking an isomorphism from Words (W) to Meanings (M).... skipping the details, it was finally agreed upon by majority that it is the case of L(R1(W,M),(R2(W,M)....) - indexes denote people... U see, we cannot change.... no matter how many classes we skip, whatever sitcoms we finish, we end up learning and applying whatever we know... n often end up, annoying the shit out of people.... It is so fundamental, I believe there is some hedgehog gene for this as well....
If u r a commerce student, sorry, for such accusations, please move on to the next para... There is a little commerce student in all of us... who is afraid someone will find out what an asshole he is... But, then there is a Science Student too... We, the engineers, are perfect blend of Science and Commerce Students, we are intelligent, easily inspired and hard working like Science Students, but we are assholes, lazy-asses and full of inferiority complex like commerce ones...... Please note - we are talking of Ideal cases only... all those buzzards who pick science to act cool, and the maggus who prefer reigning in Hell, have been spoiling all the beauty..... anyway, my point is, we are the hybrids of Science n Commerce (CS guys being more science, just coz others act show a +ve polarity towards commerce wrt us), we rule this world (under guidance of NON-STUDENTS... of course)... and the question of any significant contribution doesn't apply to us, coz we can direct it either way.... we are the all singing, all dancing crap of the universe... and no matter how many semester u put us through, we will still end up screwing everyone, beginning the day we get out....
As u can see, I have not yet mastered the newly gained Intelligent Tissues, and its obvious I've got TOO much time on my hands.....It is in ur hands too... U can either waste it trying to improve, or u can improve ur living standards by getting wasted... This summer, u can dance with the smurfs, hang out with elves, blow up some death stars, kick some ass with the reporter n his dig, gaze at ur ceiling fan, be a Watchmen n save the earth, help Naruto fail the Moon eye...... or u can just try getting taller, stronger, sharper.... n in the end, u'll die trying... yes you too, u'll die trying getting rich..... Waqt aapka, faisla aapka, jago grahak jago
jane!!
Awesome writing dude. It is true. I could either waste my time trying to improve or improve and just get wasted!
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